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hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.
- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

hermionejg:

Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.

- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)

[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]

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xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

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This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

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amijusttumblinalone:

u wanna make a mug cookie ????? yeah u do
first go get ur mug
thENN put 1 tablespoon of butter into ur mug and melt it in the microwave for 30 seconds woohoo (tip: dance while waiting u wont regret)
put 2 spoons of sugar into ur mug. it’ll look kinda gross but it’ll be heaven in like 2 minutes ok ok
optional::;::: put 3 drops of vanilla extract in it, u don’t have to but it makes it taste like glitter fucking on ur tongue
another optional::::::::;:: put a lil bit of salt in it but ew why would u you should proabbly skip this step tbh
OK get 1 egg and crack it & separate the yolk then put it in ayyy lmao
mix everything 2gether
UR ALMOST DONE i believe in u
scoop up 4 tablespoons of flour and pour that shit in
mix AGAIN 
ok here’s where you can add shit like chocolate chips and marshmellows and whatever ur lil heart desires
microwave for 50 seconds
yum 

enjoy !!

amijusttumblinalone:

u wanna make a mug cookie ????? yeah u do

  1. first go get ur mug
  2. thENN put 1 tablespoon of butter into ur mug and melt it in the microwave for 30 seconds woohoo (tip: dance while waiting u wont regret)
  3. put 2 spoons of sugar into ur mug. it’ll look kinda gross but it’ll be heaven in like 2 minutes ok ok
  4. optional::;::: put 3 drops of vanilla extract in it, u don’t have to but it makes it taste like glitter fucking on ur tongue
  5. another optional::::::::;:: put a lil bit of salt in it but ew why would u you should proabbly skip this step tbh
  6. OK get 1 egg and crack it & separate the yolk then put it in ayyy lmao
  7. mix everything 2gether
  8. UR ALMOST DONE i believe in u
  9. scoop up 4 tablespoons of flour and pour that shit in
  10. mix AGAIN 
  11. ok here’s where you can add shit like chocolate chips and marshmellows and whatever ur lil heart desires
  12. microwave for 50 seconds
  13. yum 

enjoy !!

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femifeisty:

Reminder that while the concept of virginity is technically a social construct, your sexual debut is still allowed to be special to you, and you are still allowed to wait and want to make it meaningful, and your self-perception is still allowed to change after you have sex. Just as long as you’re doing these things for yourself, and not because someone told you that you should. 

You do you.