people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
AU where young sherlock has a steamy love affair with childhood friend Jim Moriarty but after Jim is drafted in the war, Sherlock moves on (heartbroken) believing that caring is truly a disadvantage. Years later, the new bitter Sherlock meets John Watson but their "not so" platonic friendship is interrupted when Moriarty returns as the villain, because the war has left him damaged and brainwashed… and revengeful.
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.